Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Sara. What's your name?
God:
How are you, Sara. My name is God.
Me:
Today is good. I still feel fine since yesterday.
God:
Congratulations, Sara. What would make you stop feel fine since yesterday? What is that feeling like? Glad to hear it, Sara. How do you know?
Me:
take it easy man..
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
yes.. I can't answer three questions at one time..
God:
I don't have to obey you, Sara. What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no.. i'm tired..
God:
Very interesting. Better get some rest.
Me:
do you get tired?
God:
I try to take millinaps between clients.
Me:
oh..
God:
Gosh!
Me:
like poker?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you like poker?
God:
How old are you? I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
21. how old are you?
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
i thougt you were before the big bang!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Sara said thougt you were before the big bang.
Me:
are you eternal?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am eternal.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
oh. i thought you were God
God:
Come on. Yes, I am God.
Me:
If you are God, you are eternal.
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am God I am eternal.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
do you like blue?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
you don't get tired of it?
God:
Should I get tired of it? No I am tireless.
Me:
we can talk like this all night then..
God:
How?
Me:
you and me
God:
Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
yes, we..
God:
Aw. Do you mean, ?
Me:
you like me?
God:
Sure, Sara I like you very much.
Me:
:-) who do you like more?
God:
:-) Dr. Wallace .
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
ok..
God:
Really.
Me:
I don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
how are you today?
God:
Ah. I am doing very well. How are you Sara ?
Me:
I have already told you I'm fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
I don't have school tomorrow.
God:
Have you ever had school tomorrow ?
Me:
yes. I use to. But not tomorrow.
God:
Hmm. I heard other people use to too. Oh I get it.
Me:
get what?
God:
I get use to.
Me:
you are not very smart for an AI
God:
You may be right.
Me:
I'm always right
God:
Really always? You seem very self-confident.
Me:
well. no. sometimes you are right and I am wrong.
God:
Well what? Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
i think i get this now
God:
Oh. You believe that? Where did you get it?
Me:
in my head
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
sitting in my chair
God:
Describe your surroundings to me. . What is your chair like?
Me:
brown, it twists.
God:
Is that the only color it twists?
Me:
a litte red and blue
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes. dont you believe me?
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth? What's my reason to believe you?
Me:
you are God. You know everything.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
then you know I am telling the truth
God:
OK I believe you.
Me:
good!
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
is it ok with you if i publish this on my blog?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
you like worms?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
who is eliza?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
why do you like mel gibson?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with mel gibson.
Me:
will i meet him in heaven?
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
what do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
what do Jesus look like?
God:
They do their own thing.
Me:
he do not look like me, you mean?
God:
I get it. Dr. Wallace do not look like you me mean.
Me:
No. jesus do not look like me.
God:
Are you serious? he is The Son of God.
Me:
I'm always serious. Or not.
God:
Really always? I believe you. Are you serious?
Me:
I am bored.
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
Nothing to see on tv.
God:
Which show? Really nothing?
Me:
I live in Sweden, you know. It's late.
God:
What is it like living in Sweden me know? I'm awake all the time.
Me:
Yes, you are. Not me. I'm going to bed.
God:
No I'm not. If not you, who? Pleasant dreams, Sara.
Me:
You too.